Q: What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
Q: What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
A: One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon
Q: Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
A: They can’t keep their trunks up!
Q: Why is a tomato round and red?
A: Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!