Q: How do you make milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!
Q: How do you divide 20 potatoes among 6 people?
A: Boil them and mash them!
Q: What color is a hiccup?
Q: What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
A: Where’s popcorn?
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why is a tomato round and red?
A: Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!
Q: How do you make an apple puff?
A: Chase it round the kitchen!