August Kids’ Corner – Jokes

Q: Germans, Norweigans, and Swedish refer to dogs as what ?
A: “Hunds”

Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside!

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can’t play
grasshopper!

Q: What did one firefly say to the other?
A : Got to glow now!

Q: What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A: A blackboard!

Q: What kind of coat you can put on which doesn’t have buttons, a zipper,
or sleeves?
A: A coat of paint.

Scott - Web Admin | Jokes